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HazelTagalicud/20 yrs. old(;
I post things that catches my eye or make me laugh, so enjoy! xoxo

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

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hysterxv:

wtftimmy:

cindehella:

cinematic masterpiece

is that coco

^^^^^^^^

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sexuallyambiguousphan:

The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.

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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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onlylolgifs:

Shiba Inu Prevents Owner From Drinking Alcohol

onlylolgifs:

Shiba Inu Prevents Owner From Drinking Alcohol

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"Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit."
inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via partygirlmeltdown)

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gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

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i-kool-kat:

WOW. OUU. WOWW. WOAH.oooOOOuuUUU. WOAW. WAAW.

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"Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away."
Stephenie Meyer (via kushandwizdom)

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"One day you’re going to see her holding hands with someone who took your chance. She won’t even notice you because she’s too busy laughing with the stupid jokes he makes. And it will burn your heart seeing that beautiful smile on her face and realizing that you’re not the reason anymore. And then it will finally hit you: it was her, it was always her."
Unknown  (via scarfacebeee)

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"Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible."

Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)

Oh yeaaa:)

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